My encounters with men would make you gasp.
One horror show after another.
Sometimes so cliche you have to laugh.
Victor was exhausting, he practically drained me.
Zack only wanted me for my brains but had none of his own.
Greg stuck around even when I said he was dead to me.
Will turned into a real dog when the full moon was out.
Mark’s humor was dry, he was so wrapped up in himself.
Damon was worst of all, I think he wanted my soul.
You’d think I’d have learned to avoid these creepers
But they keep on coming.
It’s an endless creature feature.
Stuck in this monster movie, they keep me running.